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rashiyu:

fuckthehipsters:

r-wrr:

nerdloveandlolz:

vegan-or-diee:

devildoll:

jerakeenc:

WTF OVARIES. You can’t produce kittens. You don’t get to explode over this.

i know i always reblog this but YOU GUYS.

there’s a NOSE BOOP.

I swear cats are the cutest things on earth. 
no babies, just kittens. 

What is this even from? It’s the single best thing EVER.

KITTY!

ITS SO FLUFFY

I DIED

I WANTS. SO BAD.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

We are the lovesick. The fearless ones. The ones that never give up.
The hearts undone. Sick with the desire to love. To live so far
beyond the boundaries given to us. We are the fence-hopping
fools who never stopped to read the signs. The ones that left
the world behind. Like dreams we’ve drawn in neon light. Just
moments in the sea of time. We are the lost ones wandering.
The soon to be smoldering. Last to be found. The first to fall and
fail to fly then shatter on the ground. We are the rebels running
wild through a darkness that can swallow us. But we’ve set fire
to our souls. Burning brilliant blinding gold. The flames that illuminate
our lonely road. Our futures holding fates untold. We are the
ever-refusing to fold. To fade away or worse to lose. The few that
bend and break apart the cages of our rules. Born desperate for the
promise of the mystery unknown. We are the lovesick. And just like
the sun we will always rise. Hope still shining in our eyes.
Jason Reeves (via callherhollywood)
  • Socialism:

    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

  • Communism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

  • Fascism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

  • Nazism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

  • Bureaucratism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

  • Traditional Capitalism:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

  • An American Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

  • A French Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

  • Japanese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

  • An Italian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

  • A Swiss Corporation:

    You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

  • Chinese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

  • An Iraqi Corporation:

    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

  • Counter Culture:

    'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

  • Surrealism:

    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

  • Apathyologism:

    You have 2 cows. You do not care.

  • Fatalist:

    You have 2 doomed cows...

  • Atheism:

    You have 2 cows. There is no God.

  • A West-Country Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

  • A Brazilian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

  • PETA:

    You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

  • Moffat:

    You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.

  • Hussie:

    You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

  • Romney:

    You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

  • Once-ler:

    You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

  • Old Spice:

    You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

  • An Irish Corporation:

    You have a million cows because they're everywhere

  • Cuil Theory:

    You have two cows. I give you a hamburger.

  • Oprah Winfrey:

    You get a cow! And you get a cow! Everybody gets a cow!

Chances are, you’re not going to be alone forever.

Start spending more time with you. Laugh at your own jokes. Luxuriate in solitary silence. Walk. Read. Pamper yourself. Be as filthy and disgusting as you please. Learn the comfort of your own embrace. It’s a cliché but it’s true—you will love better once you’ve fallen in love with you. Sleep sprawled on the bed. Snore. When you wake up make eggs and bacon and eat them in bed on your own. Find things—big and small—that you love doing and do them everyday.

Focus on your job. Find a hobby. Do whatever the hell you want. Because when that day comes—the secret day you hold onto in the hidden recesses of your guts—you will have to compromise. You will have to think of someone else whenever you make a decision. You will have to share your bacon, and maybe they wont like it crispy besides, and you’ll have to adapt. You will have to sleep wedged between someone’s limbs. It wont be better and it wont be worse; it will be different, and you’ll have to learn to love it too.

The Greenness Of Your Grass (via solaruppras)
iamaslumberbatch: deniigi-studios: wonderlandgazette: electricbalalaika: balalaikaboss: ladyhistory: OMG BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFFMAKE OUT LIKE YOU’RE THE VICTIM AND THEN START A BLOODY REVOLUTIONAND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOU THOUGHBUT YOU SAY I’M AN OPPRESSOR AND IT FEELS SO ROUGHNO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOWHAVE YOUR FRIENDS LOAN YOU SOME WEAPONS AND TAKE MY FACE OFF OF YOUR MONEYI GUESS I SHOULDN’T BLAME YOU THOUGHNOW YOU’RE JUST A COUNTRY THAT I USED TO OWN No stop, laughing this much hurts. Now and then we think of all the times you screwed us over But tried to tell us it was just the way colonies were run But we don’t wanna live that way Paying for every war you wage You said that you would let us go And we wouldn’t catch you hung up on some country that you used to own… reasons USUK is my OTP Think of the angsty fanfiction that could be written. Laughing like crazy. Never underestimate the brilliance of Tumblr users. :P
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iamaslumberbatch:

deniigi-studios:

wonderlandgazette:

electricbalalaika:

balalaikaboss:

ladyhistory:

OMG

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
MAKE OUT LIKE YOU’RE THE VICTIM AND THEN START A BLOODY REVOLUTION
AND I DON’T EVEN NEED YOU THOUGH
BUT YOU SAY I’M AN OPPRESSOR AND IT FEELS SO ROUGH
NO YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR FRIENDS LOAN YOU SOME WEAPONS AND TAKE MY FACE OFF OF YOUR MONEY
I GUESS I SHOULDN’T BLAME YOU THOUGH
NOW YOU’RE JUST A COUNTRY THAT I USED TO OWN

No stop, laughing this much hurts.

Now and then we think of all the times you screwed us over
But tried to tell us it was just the way colonies were run
But we don’t wanna live that way
Paying for every war you wage
You said that you would let us go
And we wouldn’t catch you hung up on some country that you used to own…

reasons USUK is my OTP

Think of the angsty fanfiction that could be written.

Laughing like crazy. Never underestimate the brilliance of Tumblr users. :P

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

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